Author Topic: try to voice act  (Read 1961 times)






why are you yelling
is there something to be yelled about
my wife brought a plauge into my homes



« Last Edit: October 10, 2015, 09:44:00 AM by Vitawrap »


vocaroo's quality is ass so beware, this might hurt your ears
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PRgSWj9dda



What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I'm trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Australian armed forces. You're nothing to me but just another target. I'll wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, just with me bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Australian Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you forgetin idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you'll drown in it. You’re loving dead, cunt.

Done in a REAL Australian accent (with a cold)