Author Topic: Share your stupid reasons for getting in a fight  (Read 1985 times)

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I'll start.
So this happened last August, I was hanging out at a park with some friends, and I see a kid and his friends ride by. These kids look like their no older than 10, and their interests prove it.
This one kid looked like he was the "alpha" of their group or whatever, and he was wearing a Mcjuggernuggets T-Shirt.
Those who don't know who Mcjuggernuggets is, he's that one kid on YouTube who is 23 years old, still lives with his parents, and bawls when his dad breaks his game consoles.
Heres a sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EglOsfErtaE
There is overwhelming proof that the videos are fake, however.

Back to the story. I stopped the kid. Heres the conversation.
Me: "You do know the "Psycho Dad" videos are fake, right?"
Kid: "More real then you,"
*His friends all scream in burnage, even though that wasn't even a good burn.*
Me: "Kid, you're bad."
Kid: "Fight me then! I'll kick your ass!!" *He gets all in his stance or whatever.*
I don't even move a muscle as this kid acts like he's all tough.
Then I barely even hit him with a right hook him in the head. One-hit KO.
He comes to a moment later, and runs away crying.
He cried to his mom, and his mom called the police, but I booked my titties out of there when i saw cops pulling in.

THE END
Alright, BLF, let's hear yours.
« Last Edit: October 14, 2015, 12:00:11 AM by JCMsergox »

I don't even move a muscle, I just right hook him in the head. One-hit KO.
How did you right hook him without moving a muscle? That's quite a trick

How did you right hook him without moving a muscle? That's quite a trick
It was a mere moment in between.
Smartass.

i'm caaaallling bulllshiiiiit



Okay, can we stop derailing this and actually share stories?

This one time I almost got in a fight, but out of nowhere Cody came and beat the bullies up

Cody is such a hero. You could learn a thing or two from Cody, OP.

This one time I almost got in a fight, but out of nowhere Cody came and beat the bullies up

Cody is such a hero. You could learn a thing or two from Cody, OP.
Yeah, I know. Thats how I learned the right hook from.
The proper way, at least. Like where to hit.

one time there was this idiot in my freshman gym class who would laugh at literally everything i did
so i punched him in the face one day and i still don't regret it

i got bullied by everyone in school so i dropkicked everyone in the nutsack, even the girls

cody is the man everyone needs

may all the pusillanimous individual in the world rain on him for all his life

i got bullied by everyone in school so i dropkicked everyone in the nutsack, even the girls
Admittance to domestic abuse?

in 6th grade me and some dude who was clowning me fought because he knocked my twinkie on the floor or something petty i cant remember

anyways be became best friends after that so lol hahahaha aahahah

How did you right hook him without moving a muscle? That's quite a trick