My ass is bleeding.

[blockguy™]

have you had any extremely large stuffs recently

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[Sheepocalypse]

Bruh your ass is loving bleeding
why would you not want to go to the doctor?

Because the blood subsided to a very small yet annoying ammount, also

I'm terrified of richardtors.

have you had any extremely large stuffs recently

Yes

[blockguy™]

Yes

there you go

brown town fissure

sometimes it happens to me when i take monumentally large stuffs and they're so big it literally tears my star fish

[shitlord]

yeah i ripped my starfish a few times with massive stuffs and it bled a bit
poop more often, like 2 times a day and it will heal

[Maxwell.]

well if you're not gonna go to a loving doctor what can we do
just lie down for a few days and don't put any pressure on it

[shitlord]

get a poop softener or whatever i see advertisements for them all the time

[Sheepocalypse]

The rip isnt on the starfish though, its at the top of the asscrack
I dont think stools would make a rip there

[blockguy™]

get a poop softener or whatever i see advertisements for them all the time

laxative?

[Doughboy]

yeah i ripped my starfish a few times with massive stuffs and it bled a bit
poop more often, like 2 times a day and it will heal

you are the stufflord after all

[shitlord]

The rip isnt on the starfish though, its at the top of the asscrack
I dont think stools would make a rip there

i had one of those
it burned in the shower just like yours
i just was careful for a bit and it healed
maybe use goldbond on it

[Sheepocalypse]

rough skin cream?
Can I use Vaseline?

[shitlord]

no just use goldbond is made specially for things like this

[Red Spy]

The rip isnt on the starfish though, its at the top of the asscrack

How did the rip even loving get there? A injury at the top of your asscrack doesn't come out of nowhere.

[kanew2000]

i thought you didnt like homoloveuals sheep

[shitlord]

How did the rip even loving get there? A injury at the top of your asscrack doesn't come out of nowhere.

he said it happened in karate
mine happened from stretching too far aswell