i got him signed up for redditand gave him a huge amount of confirmation emails
How do you bend over to suck your own richard anyway?
Hello, My name is Barack Obama. I've had this e-mail sent to my personal e-mail address a countless number of times. I do not know who you are, but I would deeply appreciate it if you would stop messing around and act like a functional member of the American populace. You see here Mr. McDonald, I'm a busy man. Every day I've got to deal with foreign affairs - namely Putin pushing his richard picks to my phone every few hours or so. Putin is a short man, Mr. McDonald, and his snake is even shorter. Do you think I appreciate this mockery of an art form? No, Mr. McDonald. I do not. Your shenanigans regarding this Yahoo! mail account have done nothing to further any political progress besides make me angry. Whoever you are, I'll find you, and you're formally invited to... Suck. My. BIG. BLACK. rooster. I hope you understand, Mr. McDonald. I hope you understand that your life will be coming to an end shortly. You'll be choking on my large chocolate fudgesicle soon. Mark my words, Mr. McDonald. Mark my words. Sincerely, Barack Obama President of the United States of America
i need to put you on speedlial becaus sant claws deleted my numbr and blockde me:c I need friend can you help me plsor for the bother I need mayonaise so my girlfirend won't beat my dog with my fan naymore she is big meanie and my dog smells like cheese nips
obama
just created you a twitch accountpassword is the same as the email username
i'm outta ideas
same
Damn people already beat me to it on FA, e621, and Furrymate lol. Anyway I got you signed up on good stuff 👌, guaranteed or your money back.