What are the earliest memories you are capable of remembering?

[Canis]

I think this is the earliest there is. I was too young to remember how old I was, but I must've been about two-ish. I was still crawling on the floor every now and then, and I remember I found some piece of candy bar on the floor while I was under the breakfast table. I decided to be nice to my mom and I went over to the kitchen where she was talking on the phone, and I offered it up to her, making the sound I did to get my mom's attention. She took it while talking and she began to put it in her mouth. My mom sputtered and gagged, to my confusion. She had to put down the phone.

It turns out candy bars don't magically appear under the breakfast table, but dog stuff does. This is the earliest memory I'm left with, thinking about it; I don't know how proud I am of that aside from the fact I guess I can say I literally fed my mom stuff without even trying

share your earliest blunders/misadventures/successes/lentil soups

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[Freek]

playing rugrats : search for reptar on playstation
playing in a small swimming pool

[Daswiruch]

2 years old, 1 year old brother getting the heimlich maneuver from my mom to get a quarter out of his throat

[Foxscotch]

going to the atlanta zoo with my mom before she went to jail lol

[Utsuho Reiuji]

-what-

hot damn brother

[Steve5451²]

8 years old

EDIT: YOU GUYS REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE TWO?

[TCF]

i was 2, i thought my dads toe was food so i always went over to him and nipped it for a few minutes every day
he still reminds me about it :/

[Freek]

i was 2, i thought my dads toe was food so i always went over to him and nipped it for a few minutes every day
he still reminds me about it :/

wha t th e fuc k

[Foxscotch]

i was 2, i thought my dads toe was food so i always went over to him and nipped it for a few minutes every day
he still reminds me about it :/

this is the cutest thing ive ever read

[Juliun03]

wha t th e fuc k

uh wat

[TrollBoat]

I remember pretty much everything. When I was 2-3 years old I remember floating on a raft in a swimming pool.

[sir dooble]

I was playing on the fence at the end of our driveway (short thing), while there was an ambulance parked outside.
They had come to see to my Nan, who was very sick with cancer.

[Freek]

I remember pretty much everything. When I was 2-3 years old I remember floating on a raft in a swimming pool.

"I remember my birth"

[XR-7]

I think I was 2 or 3. I don't remember which one came first because they took place at the same house.

1. I remember being mad at someone in my house and hurled my bedroom door opened. It slammed right through the drywall leaving a hole.

2. I remember sitting in one of my dad's demo cars from work (a Dodge Grand Caravan) in my purple booster seat (with crusty sides because I always picked my nose and wiped my fingers on the seat) holding my white Chevrolet Suburban matchbox car. I remember it was night outside and we were on the driveway in front of the house.

[TableSalt]

stuffting on the floor when I was 4
good times