Why are Florida men crazy?

[Rigel]

the third one sounds like Pie crust.

Well, he was in Miami recently.

[Ad Bot]

[pwnfulz]

the third one sounds like Pie crust.

if he lived in florida it could possibly be him

[ThatDarkNinja778]

Because everyone in Florida is either:
A). Actually crazy
B). Old
C). A and B
D). Are giant pythons or alligators

But what if I'm not old or crazy.

thats bullstuff
i live in florida and you robbed a store for gummy bears last week
we're all in this together babe <3

Can confirm, I was there when he did it.

[Nal]

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan?s=09

[Xealyth]

florida is just a bad place

[Nonnel]

Or the high babysitter and her boyfriend who cooked a baby

[WaterOre]

But what if I'm not old or crazy.

then you are an alligator

[sir dooble]

Or the high babysitter and her boyfriend who cooked a baby

Sometimes when high you get the munchies.

[Theepicman]

Florida man steals a chainsaw by hiding it in his shorts. All of my what lol.

[Sentry]

Florida reminds me a lot of the Rust community but in reality.

[The Resonte!]

[ßløçks]

What we should be saying is why Florida weather feels like another planet, now that is crazy.

[Gytyyhgfffff]

i really want to know how floridaman stole a driveway

[Theepicman]

i really want to know how floridaman stole a driveway

Well someone stole an entire house in Oregon...

[XR-7]

Some of you guys are alright

Don't go to Florida tomorrow




Because Florida Man is there