Author Topic: Back to the Future day is now in the past.  (Read 4390 times)

Cubs lost, add that to another thing this movie got wrong.

i wonder if marty just kept setting the time machine to the night where he was being nursed back to health by his young mother, and just plowing her senseless every night, and in the morning he just wakes up and hops in the delorean and does it again, just day in and day out beating that pusillanimous individual up, and it becomes just this personal self-induced groundhog day where he spends the rest of his life taking his hot mom from behind on her stupid 1950s bed talking dirty to her like "u dont even know what a cellphone is" while he just slams her into the headboard

i wonder if marty just kept setting the time machine to the night where he was being nursed back to health by his young mother, and just plowing her senseless every night, and in the morning he just wakes up and hops in the delorean and does it again, just day in and day out beating that pusillanimous individual up, and it becomes just this personal self-induced groundhog day where he spends the rest of his life taking his hot mom from behind on her stupid 1950s bed talking dirty to her like "u dont even know what a cellphone is" while he just slams her into the headboard

Uhhhh

i wonder if marty just kept setting the time machine to the night where he was being nursed back to health by his young mother, and just plowing her senseless every night, and in the morning he just wakes up and hops in the delorean and does it again, just day in and day out beating that pusillanimous individual up, and it becomes just this personal self-induced groundhog day where he spends the rest of his life taking his hot mom from behind on her stupid 1950s bed talking dirty to her like "u dont even know what a cellphone is" while he just slams her into the headboard

i wonder if marty just kept setting the time machine to the night where he was being nursed back to health by his young mother, and just plowing her senseless every night, and in the morning he just wakes up and hops in the delorean and does it again, just day in and day out beating that pusillanimous individual up, and it becomes just this personal self-induced groundhog day where he spends the rest of his life taking his hot mom from behind on her stupid 1950s bed talking dirty to her like "u dont even know what a cellphone is" while he just slams her into the headboard
yes

It's okay, in 17 years we will definitely all be using the three shells.

It's okay, in 17 years we will definitely all be using the three shells.

Oh forget, a Demolition Man reference. Nice.

i wonder if marty just kept setting the time machine to the night where he was being nursed back to health by his young mother, and just plowing her senseless every night, and in the morning he just wakes up and hops in the delorean and does it again, just day in and day out beating that pusillanimous individual up, and it becomes just this personal self-induced groundhog day where he spends the rest of his life taking his hot mom from behind on her stupid 1950s bed talking dirty to her like "u dont even know what a cellphone is" while he just slams her into the headboard

BTTF time travel isn't like groundhog day time travel, though.

Every time Marty would show up, there'd already be the Marty from before there doing what he did just the day prior.

So really, it'd be more like each time he shows up, it's just an ever increasing gang-bang of paradoxical proportions.

i wonder if marty just kept setting the time machine to the night where he was being nursed back to health by his young mother, and just plowing her senseless every night, and in the morning he just wakes up and hops in the delorean and does it again, just day in and day out beating that pusillanimous individual up, and it becomes just this personal self-induced groundhog day where he spends the rest of his life taking his hot mom from behind on her stupid 1950s bed talking dirty to her like "u dont even know what a cellphone is" while he just slams her into the headboard
I'd watch that sequel.

i wonder if marty just kept setting the time machine to the night where he was being nursed back to health by his young mother, and just plowing her senseless every night, and in the morning he just wakes up and hops in the delorean and does it again, just day in and day out beating that pusillanimous individual up, and it becomes just this personal self-induced groundhog day where he spends the rest of his life taking his hot mom from behind on her stupid 1950s bed talking dirty to her like "u dont even know what a cellphone is" while he just slams her into the headboard

Now we have to go back to the past

Your move, humanity

i wonder if marty just kept setting the time machine to the night where he was being nursed back to health by his young mother, and just plowing her senseless every night, and in the morning he just wakes up and hops in the delorean and does it again, just day in and day out beating that pusillanimous individual up, and it becomes just this personal self-induced groundhog day where he spends the rest of his life taking his hot mom from behind on her stupid 1950s bed talking dirty to her like "u dont even know what a cellphone is" while he just slams her into the headboard

hot

BTTF time travel isn't like groundhog day time travel, though.

Every time Marty would show up, there'd already be the Marty from before there doing what he did just the day prior.

So really, it'd be more like each time he shows up, it's just an ever increasing gang-bang of paradoxical proportions.

even hotter

i wonder if marty just kept setting the time machine to the night where he was being nursed back to health by his young mother, and just plowing her senseless every night, and in the morning he just wakes up and hops in the delorean and does it again, just day in and day out beating that pusillanimous individual up, and it becomes just this personal self-induced groundhog day where he spends the rest of his life taking his hot mom from behind on her stupid 1950s bed talking dirty to her like "u dont even know what a cellphone is" while he just slams her into the headboard

Just imagine what Micheal J. Fox is thinking:

"I've waited 26 years for this"

hes shaking with anticipation

The movies are so much better in the cinema

All these companies trying to make psuedo-2015 tech to match the movies
Why don't they focus on making a DeLorean time machine