well ok
so spanning over two houses (mom's and dad's) I "have" a lot of dogs
at my mom's I have three primary dogs,
lily
daisy
and cujo
and then there are the dogs that just frickin show up all the time, idk who they belong to
bad influence dog (named so because he is GROSS and nasty and unbathed, and would often lead lily and daisy on weird dog adventures or whatever, all over the place)
big brown dog (named because he is frickin big and brown. he also has heterochromia but I haven't included that in his given name. he is very horny and keeps trying to get his frick on with daisy so he's probably gonna be known as "big horny dog" soon enough)
and then this one little corgie looking thing that just visits every once in a while. she doesn't have a name I guess
then my dad's main woof pack:
honey
Gene Simmons
rose? maybe? I can never remember this one's name
monkey
ozzy
rascal (very old)
jack (even older, no teeth, blind in one eye)
those last two actually kinda came with the house? idk. they aren't technically ours but they spend 90% of their time at the house and we feed them so
then the randos who just come by a lot:
freaky beaky (small ugly dark-brindle dog who is the best. she's got giant mammies cus she was pregnant recently)
jimothy (actually this is three dogs but they all look the same so they are, collectively, Jimothy)
hannah (who actually was a boy, but looked like a girl if u ask me)
the last two are the freakazoid's pups
there would be more in that last group of dogs but honey has been real irritable ever since she had some babies (gene simmons and rose(?)) and keeps tryin 2 fight with any other dogs that come around soooooooooo they just kinda stopped visiting for now I guess
some extra clarification: both my mom and my dad kinda live in the outskirts of town, like half-rural, so it's not really unusual for there to be a bunch of weird dogs just roaming around
