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First, imagine a regular cheese burger. Now, imagine it DRENCHED IN GREASE. Then proceed to coat it with all kinds of seasonings, sugar, caramel, soy sauce, you name it. Then, proceed to drench it in "diet" stuff, like "diet water." Mix five bottles of beer of your choice and mix it with coca cola. Now have a massive side of fries with that. Proceed to shove processed meats in the buns. Add more seasonings. Mix fries with the diabetes unit. Add enough chocolate chips it makes Santa cry. Proceed to make a table out of guns and firearm-themed utensils. Make a napkin out of Donald Annoying Orange's toupee. Put multiple cheese types on it. deep fry it. More cheese. Enjoy that stuff you sad sack of stuff.