Weird stuff thread

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pls

BUT YOU DON'T PEEL A CARROT BECAUSE IT IS A SOLID ROOT AND DOESN'T HAVE A PEEL!!!


I fapped so hard my snake bled once

I fapped so hard my snake bled once
I once fapped so hard i cut my snake
get on my level.

I once fapped so hard i cut my snake
get on my level.

Riptheskin

ok but can you imagine hearing this echo down your hallway or something

like you wake up in the middle of the night to go use the bathroom or something and you starting walking down the hall and then you hear her whispering this


THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME
My school played this in the hallways in between classes everyday for like two weeks

I once fapped so hard i cut my snake
get on my level.
Yeah, but I fapped with shampoo before, after already knowing my snake would feel like a razor blade after; beat that

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME
My school played this in the hallways in between classes everyday for like two weeks

Did attendance levels drop?

I once fapped so hard i cut my snake
get on my level.
were you or were you not using a tuna jar

were you or were you not using a tuna jar
i wasn't
I just fap really fast.
like
VRRRRR

i wasn't
I just fap really fast.
like
VRRRRR
>implying you have the muscle to go that fast

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