YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE TIRED OF YOUR OLD BACKGROUND AND YOU JUST WANNA GO SEARCHING FOR A NEW ONE??
SO YOU OPEN UP THE GOOD OL GOOGLE TO GO IMAGE SEARCHING FOR A HOT NEW BACKGROUND
NOW IF YOU'RE PICKY LIKE ME YOU DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT STUPID stuff THAT CLUTTERS THE SCREEN, YOU LIKE TO KEEP IT SIMPLE
I MEAN LOOK AT THIS stuff YOU GOT stuff EVERYWHERE LIKE YOU CANT SEE TEXT ON THAT
OKAY THIS ONE IS KINDA NICE LOTS OF ROOM FOR YOUR ICONS AND YOU CAN STILL SEE THE ART (
EDGY AS forget THO ID NEVER USE IT LMAO)
WOAH WOAWHAOWHW
HOLD THE PHONEWHAT IS THAT
DO I SEE
OH YOU stuffTIN ME??
A WATERMARK???
NOW ON THIS PARTICULAR BACKGROUND WE COULD JUST LIKE OPEN MS PAINT AND COVER THAT UP LIKE A stuff-STAINED WALL BUT SOMETIMES YOU COME TO A SITUATION WHERE YOU CANT
LIKE LOOK AT THIS stuff
OKAY NOW HERES THE ABSOLUTE WORST PROBLEM
SO YOU'RE ON GOOGLE IMAGES RIGHT JUST LOOKING FOR SOME COOL BACKGROUNDS
WELL SLAP MY TITS AND CALL MY SALLY THIS ONE LOOKS NICE (ACTUALLY IT loving SUCKS BUT JUST GO WITH ME) ILL JUST CLICK "VIEW IMAGE" JUST SO YA KNOW I CAN GET A FULL LOOK AT THIS
WH- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS stuff IT JUST TOOK ME TO THE FRONT loving PAGE LIKE AINT THAT SOME CLICK BAIT-ESQUE stuff RIGHT THERE
NOW IF YOU'RE LIKE ME, GETTING CREATIVE IS PRETTY FUN SO YOU JUST GO MAKE YOUR OWN BACKGROUND THAT'S AS SIMPLE AS IT GETS
SO YOU OPEN UP THE PHOTOSHOP THEN PAINT A BUNCH OF forgetIN COLORS AND BLUR THAT stuff AND BANG YOU GOT YOURSELF A BACKGROUND
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS
