book of john (im gonna continue this dont worrymmmm...)

[gebenuwell]

this is you
you are john
what does john do in his all new super duper condo apartment 2015 supreme
what has happened so far
chapter 0
john has moved into a town
he knows nothing about the town
he has moved into a house
he is unpacking all of his stuff while his parents do other stuff that he does not know of
chapter 1
john has attempted to ride his bike through a window because he had a very intense adrenaline rush, but upon getting on the bike the bike flips over
realizing that he will never be able to get up he finds a gun while trapped under the bike to commit Self Delete
the gun is not loaded, but he does not know until he pulls the trigger
john, being very afraid of guns, thought he was gonna die, so when he pulled the trigger, he was so suprised he didn't die and the bike fell off of him
john has just moved into his home, and looks into one of his boxes
the box was taped shut so he could not open it
john was extremely stressed out, so he went to his computer
however his computer was not finished and could not start up or turn on
john also attempted to enter buttthole
john did not win at his attempt
john was very upset, so he went on to destroy his PC, however, he slips and sprains his leg
his father came home but his key broke so he is knocking on the door
john cannot go up to the door to open it
chapter 2
he knocks himself unconscious and wakes up in a dumpster
he gets out of it and finds a man in a truck
he believed that the man was the person who kidnapped him so he "killed" him as he attempted to make his "escape"

[Ad Bot]

[Echoes]

ride bicycle through the window

[gebenuwell]

the bike falls on you

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

die

[Blockchip]

Look in the cardboard boxes

[The Resonte!]

go on the computer

[Copy Kirby]

stick your head in your back door
walk to stoer
buy choclate

[gebenuwell]

you see a gun

you grab it to kill yourself

you pull trigger
the gun is not loaded and it scares you because you thought you were going to die by gun but didn't die


you get up and look at a box

you try to open it to look in the cardboard box but it is taped shut and you cannot open it without a sharp object

you could go in your kitchen or look in your room for a sharp thing
you go to your computer

you notice that the computer is not entirely finished and does not work

you need more stuff to build the computer

[gebenuwell]

you attempt to enter back door

you are not flexible enough
there are no store where you live. you have to go get car if you want to got to store.

[DrHitius]

slam the computer on
name yourself john cena
get popular

[The Resonte!]

rename this to "book of john" for humorous biblical reference

[gebenuwell]

you attempt to go to computer

you slip on paper and a bottle

you fall

[gebenuwell]

you hear a thing walk to your doorway of your house
it is your dad
he has a key
the key jiggles but you hear a snap
he starts to knock on the door furiously

john has fallen on the ground

he cannot get up
john does not know who the man is until he sees his face
what does he do

[The Resonte!]

get gun and throw at door

[CypherX]

sleep