book of john (im gonna continue this dont worrymmmm...)

[gebenuwell]

john has come to a conclusion that he has sprained his leg

the gun is too far away
you cannot go to it without something supporting your leg
your dad is knocking very loudly
john has just drank a soda 20 minutes ago and john does not feel the need to sleep
even if he was not energized he could not make it to the bed

[Ad Bot]

[CypherX]

hit yourself on the head until you go to sleep

right on the floor

[gebenuwell]

as you slam your head so hard you get unconscious

you hear the door open but you cannot wake up

you wake up who knows long later



you smell funny

woah where the heck are we
what does john do

[Blockchip]

Leave the container and see if there's anything cool in the forest
if not, enter the house

[WaterOre]

Smell your funny smell.

[gebenuwell]

you leave the container
you walk around the forest around you but you find nothing
you see a rifle next to that house

you see a man
he smells like your funny smell even though you are 12 feet away from him

what does john do
also john forgot his name
what is his new name

[CypherX]

Ben Dover

[The Resonte!]

I. C. Wiener

[Blockchip]

Johnathan

[gebenuwell]

you come to a conclusion that your name is

Johnathan

you point your finger in the air to prove how smart you are

now we-

uh oh

quick HES GETTING AWAY DO SOMETHING

[Skig²]

Shoot out the tires with the rifle

[gebenuwell]

you run to get the rifle

you aim

you fire 4 bullets
2 miss
1 hits a tire
and 1 hit the guy
the truck flipped over

what does Johnathan do

[Refticus]

tug your weewee to make a web to catch the dude

[Skig²]

Go see if the guy is dead. If he isn't, get any information out of him that you can before killing him.

[ArtisticPixels]

borrow John Cena's muscles and use them to finish the guy off.