book of john (im gonna continue this dont worrymmmm...)

[Jshotgun]

jack off

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[Refticus]

jack in

[gebenuwell]

you go to the truck to see if he is dead

uh oh hes dead
you jack off and jack in

you obtain a baguette
what does Johnathan do now

[Blockchip]

eat the baugette
see if you can salvage and drive the car

[gebenuwell]

you eat the baguette

it tastes ok
after being fulled with bread you attempt to flip the truck over to salvage and drive it but it is too heavy

you see a car coming by

[Refticus]

after a meal like that, lie down on the road and feel like garbage. it's a family tradition

[gebenuwell]

you lie down

...


you hear a car brake harshly and it suprises you

uh oh

quick what do you do the driver looks angry

[Aidan10]

Join the navy and become a seaman

[gebenuwell]

you become a seaman and you join the navy through your mind
you get a pistol but you don't see anything seaman-like anywhere or anywhere on you

uh oh, looks like he got out of his car

looks like you're-

hey a boat crushed and killed the guy
maybe he left the car keys in the car

[CypherX]

flip teh canoe over and paddle it down the road

[gebenuwell]

you flip it over but as you flip it over the dead guy squirts blood at you

and the boat looks kinda broken

should Johnathan go down the hill with the boat anyways

[Skig²]

Take the car and tie the boat to the roof

[Space1255]

Slide down the hill while the car is in the boat and you are nowhere near it

[gebenuwell]

you take the car and tie the boat to the car
look's like you're all set, even though you got blood on you

wait a minute

there are still dead people and bloods
what does Johnathon do

[Skig²]

Leave them. Drive until you find something interesting