book of john (im gonna continue this dont worrymmmm...)

[CypherX]

lick the blood off the ground because youre thirsty

put the body in the boat and prop it up and make him look alive

[Ad Bot]

[gebenuwell]

you put the bodies in the boat
you start driving forward, but you hit a rock
the rock turns your car to a 180 and the boat flies away, taking the bodies
you look down the cliff you are on

oh
well let's just leave them there and move on
what does Johnathan do now

[NotBomberguy]

draw richard with your feces

[Blockchip]

Run ahead on the road until you find something

[gebenuwell]

you drive down the road
you come across a huge mansion

what does john do

[XR-7]

Climb the fence. It's not very high.

[gebenuwell]

you climb the fence
when you get down from the other side of the fence you see a very suprisde man

[XR-7]

Ask him where you are and if you can use his phone (then discreetly steal interesting things you find).

[gebenuwell]

the man has a heart attack and dies

on his phone you find out that you are in canadada

what does john do now

[XR-7]

Wonder how blood came out of the guy's chest from a heart attack

[CRITAWAKETS]

Jack off and obtain more baguettes.

(Oh god why)

[NotBomberguy]

draw richard with your feces

[gebenuwell]

john jacks off

.....
you poo
but your poo is too hard to make a richard

[XR-7]

I guess you'll just have to eat it

[Cypthon]

Fight the great

JOHN CENA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am4oKAmc2To