For Bones

[modman]

i went to his server to ask him why he stole it and he told me that his cousin made him steal it.

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[Ghoul]

i went to his server to ask him why he stole it and he told me that his cousin made him steal it.

A common excuse. It's not like we haven't heard that one before. He was probably just scared of rejection and used that excuse to cover up his idiocy.

[Boojangels]

Bystander: "Dear god! You murdered that poor innocent man!"

Murderer: "OHMAHGAWD MY SISTER LOGGED INTO MY ACCOUNT!"