What is your stuff-taking ritual?

[Col. Derontchi]

My stuff-taking ritual is that usually I try to put it off for as long as possible because stuffs are boring and time-consuming. Sometimes this part of the process can last for days. I once went a whole week of camp without taking a stuff. Once I've decided that I can't hold it off any longer, either because I'm bout to stuff myself or I can feel the turtle head poking out, I grab my phone and make my way to the cleanest and closest bathroom. I absolutely must have my phone so I don't die of boredom. After the deed is done, I wipe my ass, wash my hands, and go back to doing whatever I was doing pre-stuff.

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[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

i get up and go the bathroom like a normal person, you freak. and i don't use my phone either cause that's gross.

[Foxscotch]

and i don't use my phone either cause that's gross.

so u just sit there the whole time??

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

so u just sit there the whole time??

yes? it only takes like 2 or 3 minutes tops, why would i need my phone for that

[Trogtor]

i look at memes when im on the john

[foulprairiedog]

wtf is wrong with you people that your stuffs take so long that you need your phone??? you're gonna get your stuffty-fingers on your phone-parts.
stuffting is the perfect time to contemplate life, not look at memes.

[Mr Man]

I-I plead the 5th!

[Snoop Da Dogg]

my stuffs are so big when they drop the toilet water goes up my ass and takes my virginity

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

i throw stuff out the window and into the neighhor's window
they live across the sreet

[Col. Derontchi]

i get up and go the bathroom like a normal person, you freak. and i don't use my phone either cause that's gross.

When are your hands actually coming in contact with the poop?

[IkeTheGeneric]

I once went a whole week of camp without taking a stuff.

This is incredibly unhealthy

[Skip]

you're gonna get your stuffty-fingers on your phone-parts.

If you get stuffty-fingers when you take a stuff, you're stuffting wrong.

[Alternat¡ve]

i kick open the bathroom door and yell "papas in the hooouse"

i cackle maniacally as i sodomize the porcelain victim with my brown bombs. the tears splash back on my bum.

[bestguy22]

i look at memes when im on the john

ur a meme

[Col. Derontchi]

If you get stuffty-fingers when you take a stuff, you're stuffting wrong.

When I was about three, I was at day camp one day and I had just pooped my pants. I scooped up all the poop into my hand and went up to the fence and chucked it over to dispose of the evidence, but the teachers saw everything.

This is incredibly unhealthy

Well if you're alternative is sitting in disgusting, spider-and-wasp-and-yellow-jacket-and-general-disgusting-things-laden stalls without ventilation, it works itself out. Those bathrooms were disgusting.