Blockland Vending Machine 2wo

[PurpleMetro]

u get a baby

i put in one steven universe coin

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

you get 25 schmeckels

i put in a old boot

[Mr Queeba]

You get a pair of smelly socks.
I insert one of the squids that spit out of the vending machine.

[Space1255]

A giant tentacle monster appears

I insert a hentai to commence the tentacle monster scene

[CRITAWAKETS]

The machine lifts an arm up and shoots the tentacles to death.

I insert a HECU helmet.

[Rabbot32]

You get a crusader's Great Helm.

I insert literally the entire universe, minus the machine itself.

[TableSalt]

Nothing happens, there is no room for anything to come out.
The infinite void has become nowhere but confined to the vending machine itself.
Everything that ever was, is, and will be is now within that vending machine.
There is nothing left but the simple box of metal used for dispensing useless things, and what useless things are within.

I insert the emptiness.

[Rabbot32]

You get a universe-destroying paradox.
forget you.

I insert the machine.

[TableSalt]

The machine implodes. Period.

I insert a new vending machine where the previous one was.
I then insert a bag of chips.

[Mr.Blocko]

You get shekel clicker.

I put in a child as sacrifice to the vending machine gods.

[Copy Kirby]

you get bone marrow

i insert some scat research

[FizzyFuz]

you get cancer


i put in a vending machine

[TableSalt]

The machine implodes. Period.

I insert a new vending machine where the previous one was.
I then insert a quarter.

[Conan]

You get a quarterback.

I insert a half-dollar

[TableSalt]

The other half pops out.

I insert a 0 cent coin.