Blockland Vending Machine 2wo

[Blockchip]

The vending machine temporarily turns into a slot machine, rolls three sevens, and starts perpetually ejecting more gold coins

I insert a sperm whale

[Ad Bot]

[TableSalt]

A giant baby comes out.

I insert an eyeball.

[Conan]

you get a demo of terraria

i insert a 2x4 brick

[TableSalt]

24 1x1F bricks come out.

I insert a soda can.

[Mr Queeba]

You get a bottle of water.
I insert madman.

[Space1255]

The universe gets mad.

I insert a Glad trash bag

[Rabbot32]

You feel HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY.

I insert Undertale.

[TableSalt]

uh oh a monster

I insert 🍫

[Meta_KnightX]

A Kit-Kat comes out

I insert a Magic 8-Ball

[Blockchip]

The answer is uncertain

I urinate into the insertion hole

[TableSalt]

A loud moan comes out of the machine and a white substance pours from the coin return slot.

I insert a diskette.

[bigcapitalbaka]

you get a ms-dos disk

[Mr.Blocko]

you get a ms-dos disk

You screwed up, you need what you put in.

I put in a soda bottle.

[TableSalt]

You get a can of water.

I insert a peppermint plant.

[Blue Screen]

A loud moan comes out of the machine and a white substance pours from the coin return slot.

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