(Pulls out a nuke case from my jacket)
STFU U NEWBZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE ARE APART OF THE ILLUMINATI SOCIETY TO BLOW A BUBBLE TO MAKE A NUKE AND BLOW UP PLANET EARTH SO WE CAN LAUNCH THE NUCLEAR MISSILE TO BLOW UP ALL HUMAN LIFE AND ALL ILLUMINATI MEMBERS WILL BE THE ONLY HUMAN BEINGS ON EARTH! MEMBERS OF MY AWESOME CLAN ENGAGE! This includes: Cypthon and Molten Kitten as leaders. Urmuum, not gabe, and copy kirby are our members. Pull out ur sniperz and gunz!
Give us all your food and stuff before i Allahu Akbar Nuke this place. (Goes on radio)
"John Cena, prepare for a load of bull stuff"
"Alright, lemme finish masterbaiting here."