100000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target/Bestbuy etc

[TheBlackParrot]

15. Posting a topic in the wrong board.

[Ad Bot]

[Nonnel]

16. Posting a board in the wrong topic

[77x5ghost2]

17. Posting a wrong in the topic board

[Space1255]

18. Strip naked

19. Masturbate

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

wrestle the manager on the bed

[Blockchip]

20.  repeatedly shout "NO SPACE BEAT ME TO IT I WAS GOING TO SAY procrastination"

[Refticus]

21. buy a dvd copy of miley cirus, 20 toilet rolls and hand santizer.

[Blockchip]

22. Stab a cashier

[CRITAWAKETS]

23. Bringing a AKM with bullets in it.

[Malleo100]

24. Shoot up the store and at your trial say "it's just a prank bro"

[TableSalt]

25. Piss on the floor
26. Piss on other people
27. Piss on the employees
28. Piss on the shopping carts
29. Piss on the toilet seat
30. Piss on the walls
31. Piss on the the groceries
32. Piss on your money
33. Piss on the door handles
34. Piss on the manager

[Space1255]

35. Stab somebody.

[Blockchip]

36. Rob the store while dressed in a kangaroo costume, putting items in the costume's pouch.
This is obviously a prank so hilarious that it makes the robbery legal.

[Space1255]

20.  repeatedly shout "NO SPACE BEAT ME TO IT I WAS GOING TO SAY procrastination"

37: Shout "LICK MY ASS BLOCKCHIP" repeatedly

[Foopster]

38: blo