Try to make a more hardcore statement than the above user's

[Space1255]

I have that every day.

[Ad Bot]

[TableSalt]

I have that every day.

I use expired orange juice.

[Space1255]

I use expired orange juice.

I also throw in mouth wash, salt, and nine inch nails.

[Rabbot32]

I put four nails against the wall, points facing me, took off my shoes and kicked the wall full-force.

[Space1255]

Psh, I fought loving Satan with nothing but a blade of grass. Nothing.

[TableSalt]

I'm so cold that I froze the entirety of hell with a single breath.

[Freedom Bringer]

Nvm

[Lego lad]

I'm so cold that I froze the entirety of hell with a single breath.

im so cold that i made madman chill out

[Frequency]

I eat ass.

With cola.

[Copy Kirby]

I PUT FINGERNAILS ON A CHALK BOARD FOR MY DAILY MUSIC

[TableSalt]

I PUT FINGERNAILS ON A CHALK BOARD FOR MY DAILY MUSIC

Orange flavored toothpaste
Non-artificial

[Copy Kirby]

Orange flavored toothpaste
Non-artificial

THAT'S MY DAILY AND ONLY DRINK

[The Resonte!]

well i had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning.
without any milk

classic

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

I jumped off of a 80 ft steel truss into a dumpster of nails but the thing is i had already bodyslammed this 10 ft giant forgeter in the dumpster of nails so the dude was already bleeding and stuck to the nails so that gave me time to climb the 80 ft truss then jump off and leg drop the forgeter. Done it so hard the dude exploded and i got the bitches

[TableSalt]

THAT'S MY DAILY AND ONLY DRINK

No it's not.