eat a small child or stick them in your ass

[Frequency]

I'm proud.

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

I don't have a good mental picture for how much a gallon is so I'll just choose cat semen and hope for the best.

[Frequency]

I don't have a good mental picture for how much a gallon is so I'll just choose cat semen and hope for the best.

a woman died from drinking a gallon of water in one sitting, so take what you will from that.

[BreadFish]

i want to chase people around with my cacrichard

[GoldenLego]

i'd take a tiny minuscule sip everyday for years

it never specified that it had to be in one sitting

[Clone v.117]

a woman died from drinking a gallon of water in one sitting, so take what you will from that.

o..
oh...

[Pastrey Crust]

The sea men.

[KickFlow]

The sea men.

well i mean if it was drink a gallon of cat semen or get $5 you would still have chosen the semen

[Niff]

mix it with my other drinks so I can drink the semen gradually

[Pastrey Crust]

well i mean if it was drink a gallon of cat semen or get $5 you would still have chosen the semen

u no it bb <3

[Foxscotch]

this one's easy ;3

[Refticus]

this one's easy ;3

you'd go for the cactus?

[Glass Joe]

i'd take a tiny minuscule sip everyday for years

it never specified that it had to be in one sitting

yeah, cat semen is a little like fine wine. you have to take a little, let it dance on your tongue for a while, then finally down it

[sir dooble]

So, after some surprisingly frustrating research, it turns out that the average volume of tomcat interject measures 0.01-0.8ml.

There are 4546.09ml to a single Imperial gallon.
As a result, this means that the number of cats, or the number of ejaculations, required to provide 1 gallon of cat semen is anywhere from 5682 to 454,609.


That's right, if you chose to drink the semen, it is possible that you're drinking the combined semen of almost half a million cats.

[Foxscotch]

that must have been one big cat orgy