Sell the above user

[Nonnel]

The user above you is in the slave trade. You are an auctioneer. Give a sales pitch explaining why someone should buy the above user. bhhhbbh

[Ad Bot]

[Copy Kirby]

look at that nose it's worth millions

[Sp0nge80b]

orange guy

[ArtisticPixels]

look at that sponge
it's worth trillions

[RACCOONNEER1214]

Look, The American Colors gumball is back, worth 523411436526 milllon dollars

[Meta_KnightX]

The cuteness, why not?

[Mr.Blocko]

You can use it to murder your foes!

[bigcapitalbaka]

moe, tsundere, yandere, all those dere personalities packed into ONE



THE ULTIMATE NONON JAKUZURE IS NOW ON SALE AT WALMART


only $6969696969.99 + shipping and handling.

[Biostorm]

Just look at his face, so kawaii

[Brickitect]

weeaboo

[Cone²]

don't buy it it's stuff

[Landmineman4000²]

Have you ever wanted your own hair drying alien octopus boy?
Well now you can for the small fee of 61/2 money

[Cone²]

have you ever wanted some old useless man with an eyepatch
no ok just buy for 130 space credits

[Copy Kirby]

buy this squid! it plays splatoon with you and gets u everything

[bigcapitalbaka]

Do you want your VERY own tentacle octopus from M**** S***?

WELL NOW YOU CAN GET IT, ONLY $99.99