Post your teacher cliches here!

[SBG]

"Let me forget you or you get an F"

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

"You don't need this but common core is a bitch"

[carolcat]

"let's run through it one more time"
"awesome awesome super awesome"
"i'm gonna give you the finger"
"this isn't choir class"

[Tudoreleu]

all semester: "ok just use a calculator to do it faster. this is a pretty open class, calculators are allowed"

test day: "NO calculator. no N. No. Put that thing back down. no calculator."

[Lego lad]

all semester: "ok just use a calculator to do it faster. this is a pretty open class, calculators are allowed"

test day: "NO calculator. no N. No. Put that thing back down. no calculator."

wat

our class uses TI-nspires all day everyday

[Theepicman]

"You don't need this but common core is a bitch"

This is true an accountant usually requires basic algebra, order operations, number conversion skills and other stuff not super complicated math.

Anywho, "Extra homework because that one kid talked when I was talking". In other words collective punishment.

[Alyx Vance]

This is true an accountant usually requires basic algebra, order operations, number conversion skills and other stuff not super complicated math.

Anywho, "Extra homework because that one kid talked when I was talking". In other words collective punishment.

Collective punishment is the stupidest thing ever

[Red Spy]

"Can I go to the bathroom when the other guy comes back?"

"Sure"

A few minutes later

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?!?!"

"To the bathroom.....?"

"YOU CAN'T I'M GOING OVER SOMETHING RIGHT NOW"

[Vitawrap]

"don't leave until the bell rings"

"but i am the bell here so i decide wether you go or not!!!"

[Duck Quackington]

"Sir/Miss, I need help"
"no"
"pls"
"no"

3 minutes later

"Sir/Miss I need help and I'm still stuck on question 4"
"detention"

SEVERE URGE TO FLIP TABLE OVER

[beachbum111111]

"Welcome to snake Inspection Day"

[KristoB]

have one hundred multi step equations because two people were talking

[Copy Kirby]

the bell doesn't dismiss you i do

[kanew2000]

"i'm gonna give you the finger"

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[Maxwell.]

"Sir/Miss, I need help"
"no"
"pls"
"no"

3 minutes later

"Sir/Miss I need help and I'm still stuck on question 4"
"detention"

SEVERE URGE TO FLIP TABLE OVER

your teachers seriously give you detention for asking for help..?