Kill them
kill you
kill me
when i was 13 my dad told me he plucks my pubic hairs and saves them in a jarmy mom also told me something similar, but she apparently collects all our teeth any time i sneezed more than 3 times, my parents would either tell me they were selling me to the circus or feeding me to the dogmy dad regularly asked me to look at his peckerand plenty other crazy shenanigans
"im gonna set you xbox, pc and tablet on fire!"
no parent says pc or tablet
