Author Topic: DOS  (Read 2422 times)

BLOCKARD BRICK    
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Starting MS-DOS...



C:\>_

You're bored at work with this old computer. You can't believe it still works.
An assortment of labeled floppy disks lie by the desk, labeled 'VIRUSES', 'GAMES', 'UTILITIES', 'PICTURES', and 'UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 98 ÿ'.

Might as well try this thing out.


Id take games for a bit and play some gmod for a bit, then i would throw the VIRUSES on the floor.

Id take games for a bit and play some gmod for a bit, then i would throw the VIRUSES on the floor.

You take the GAMES disk, about to play Garry's Mod, then realize floppy disks aren't like 1.4 GB or more.
You put the disk back.

You throw the VIRUSES disk on the floor.
You don't know why you did that.
You pick it back up and put it back. Who'd just legitimately put viruses on a floppy, anyways?

pictures?????

You're wondering how the PICTURES disk would work.
You insert it into the drive, and switch to the A: drive.

Inside are folders labeled PIXELART, ANIME, ART, WALLPAPERS, and NSFW. And outside of those folders, a program called PICTVIEW.

You have a strong urge to delete the NSFW folder.

-I put the UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 98 in.-

delete nsfw
but just take a liiiiiitle peak into it

-after i upgrade i begin to install a bunch of viruses-

-I put the UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 98 in.-

You try jamming the UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 98 disk into the drive while a disk is already in.
It doesn't fit.
Was that smart or what?

delete nsfw
but just take a liiiiiitle peak into it

You take a quick look into the directory.
The first folder is labeled as Scat.
You see a text file labeled MRMAN among the directory.

Into the void it goes. Forever.

-after i upgrade i begin to install a bunch of viruses-

We just discussed this, man. You can't jam something into a already in use drive. You're gonna break the...structure...of the...disk? I don't know.

nvm pretend i never put the viruses then. anyways -Opens Internet Explorer and listens to music-

nvm pretend i never put the viruses then. anyways -Opens Internet Explorer and listens to music-


take out nsfw and throw it away
put in UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 98

-Im gonna start over- "Takes the Pictures disc and puts it in"


-Im gonna start over- "Takes the Pictures disc and puts it in"

...

take out nsfw and throw it away
put in UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 98

You take out the disk and into the garbage it goes.
You doubt anyone's gonna take that mess.

You take the UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 98 disk.
There's a note on it that reads: I hope you have the other CD that goes with it.

...It's conveniently located next to the disks.

The label on that says 'use this to actually install it, the other floppy's a startup disk'
Good to know.

You put the floppy disk in the floppy disk drive, and the CD drive into the CD drive.

Anyways, might as well start all this stuff up.

deltree/system32

...Before that, though, you delete system32 on the C: drive. Not like it matters, you're getting a new OS on there.