Author Topic: knock knock funnies  (Read 1489 times)

post your best knock knock jokes

knock knock
whos there
gokil
gokil who
gokil yourself
« Last Edit: November 21, 2015, 10:46:03 PM by Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph »

knock knock
whos there
no
no who?
no

....


just no

knock knock
who's there
this is the police, your son has been killed in a tragic car accident

I don't even have a door

knock knock
whos there
lettuce
lettuce who
lettuce in its getting cold out here

I don't even have a door
i dont even know what a door IS......

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the friend's house

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the friend's house
what did the chicken do next




knock knock
what do you want
nothing

knock knock
come in
you know what pal, im loving sick of your stuff. i will destroy you and everything youve ever loved buddy. youre loving dead. you ruined my literally perfect knock knock joke.

little billy got run over a bus and lost his arms

knock knock
who's there
not little billy

knock knock
who's there
doorbell repairman