Funny Stories you want to share

[Sp0nge80b]

This is a thread to share funny stories.

A really long time ago, my mother and father were asleep.
My dad woke up. We had a dog.
My mother heard "I SMELL stuff!".
It was from my father.
How he woke himself up, he farted. He thought it was the dog.

[Ad Bot]

[The Resonte!]

he woke himself up from his own fart


that's pretty good

[Office-Pirate]

he woke himself up from his own fart


that's pretty good

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[Meta_KnightX]

Lol, nice.

I'll just say it now, a lot of my stories would involve Blockland Vehicle Physics

[Copy Kirby]

i once ate gum off of the bottom of those cup holders in the movies.

[Blockz]

whats a funny story..? oh yea, this thread.

[the hacker]

During a 100% playthrough of Twilight Princess I was getting one of the poe souls in Lake Hylia. It was the brink of dawn, and I had the soul in Wolf Link's mouth, but there was no death noise when it was pulled out. So I waited for it to turn night again. When it did, I heard the poe death sound and saw this:

Human link holding a poe soul. This was the first glitch for a game I ever found that could potentially be replicated.

[Jshotgun]

in 7th grade i had to stuff REALLY bad
so i went into the bathroom
pulled down my pants
sat on thee stuffter
and out my ass
came 30-40 perfect 90 degree angle stuffs
it looked like a pile of loving brown frog legs

[The Resonte!]

in 7th grade i had to stuff REALLY bad
so i went into the bathroom
pulled down my pants
sat on thee stuffter
and out my ass
came 30-40 perfect 90 degree angle stuffs
it looked like a pile of loving brown frog legs

dem boomerangs

[Clownfish]

one time I was talking to people, and for some reason, the odd topic of using toilets came up
turns out it's not "normal" to these people to sit down when you only have to pee
they started making fun of me for some reason because I always sit down on a toilet no matter what
I'm still confused to this day

[shitlord]

one time I was talking to people, and for some reason, the odd topic of using toilets came up
turns out it's not "normal" to these people to sit down when you only have to pee
they started making fun of me for some reason because I always sit down on a toilet no matter what
I'm still confused to this day

if they want to make a mess they can go ahead

[Clownfish]

if they want to make a mess they can go ahead

this tbh
I've got more stories but I'm too tired to tell them because they're long