blf makes the longest (and best) old spice commercial in history.

[Copy Kirby]

so you know those weird old spice commercials?
well since the blf is the blf. I'd figure we could make one.
mark actions with dashes. ex: -a tree falls down-

Example:
User 1: "OLD SPICE IS SO POWERFUL"
User 2"A MARY SUE WOULD SAY"
User 3 -a mary sue pops out of no where-
User 4"damn thats powerful"
keep in mind this is gonna be terry crews-like weird.

I'll start.

"OLD SPICE IS SO POWERFUL"

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Queeba]

THAT YOU WILL ATTRACT ALL THE mondayS IN THE YARD

[Darth C3P0]

AND THEN YOU CAN MAKE A BBQ STEAKOUT WITH POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEER!
-along with the old spice whistling thing- WHWHHWHAPPPAPAPOWER!
BUT THIS COMMERCIAL ISNT OVER YET BECAUSE OF OLD SPICES POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

[giant tootsie rolls]

IF YOUR monday POWERED BBQ ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
TRY OLD SPICE BODY WASH TO ADD MORE POWER TO THE MIX

[Lego lad]

IT GETS THE TOUGH STAINS OUT

[Glass Joe]

BANG! AND THE DIRT IS GONE!

[Copy Kirby]

THEN IT SMELLS LIKE POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEER!!!!!!

[GoldenLego]

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!! COME SEE OUR LUXURY DEODORANT BRAND

[SubDaWoofer]

-Spy "kills" ld spice guy
YOU CANT KILL ME BECAUSE OF OLD SPICESES POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EER
-rocket fists spy-

[Copy Kirby]

THAT WAS POWER!!!!!!!!

[Cypthon]

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER stuffTY PRODUCT SPONSORED BY OXY CLEAN!

[Darth C3P0]

AND ITS ALSO SPONSORED BY POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEER!

[Space1255]

OLD SPICE WILL GET RID OF YOUR LICE!

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

IT WILL INJECT HULK HOGANS INTO YOUR ARMPITS TO LEG DROP THOSE LICE BASTARDS

[Cypthon]

-Billy Mays dies-
HI, REPLACEMENT FOR BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER PRODUCT SPONSORED BY OXYCLEAN!!1