Author Topic: how do you wanna die  (Read 4071 times)

Being critically stabbed by a post-apocalyptic warlord that terrorizes the wasteland with a gruesome gang of infamously cruel and battle-hardened cultists, who took reign after a nuclear conflict between major powers. Using the last of my strength, right before I am executed, I swing back when the warlord thinks it's all over, slicing off his arm. He stands there in shock, watching his bleeding wound, the camera pans to me as I swoop the blade through his lower abdomen, cutting him clean in half.

The surrounding cultists flee in terror. My faithful apprentice whose sword was shattered during the battle stands back up. He knows I am close to death. He tells me it was an honor to serve the faction. I hand him my sword, telling him the fate of peace, humanity, and all good things now rests in his hands, before falling to my knees as I embrace death.

OT: probably in my sleep LoL

OT: probably in my sleep LoL

You can't sleep and play League of Legends at the same time.

You can't sleep and play League of Legends at the same time.
You underestimate his ability


shooting those nasty commies

You can't sleep and play League of Legends at the same time.

What if I'm only asleep on the inside

massacre a gay pride parade

natural causes, like a bear coming up to me with a knife and stabbing me in the ankle


right now, quickly and painlessly.

i would like to die at 80+ and in my sleep