Here's a cup of milk.

[Sp0nge80b]

Great.  Now it's gonna reek.  Good going, guys.

<walks in>
HOLY HECK WHAT IS THAT SMELL

[Ad Bot]

[RACCOONNEER1214]

Ewww it stinks so bad. -it begins eating through the floor- Oh my god. -runs out of the house-

[SWAT One]

Don't worry guys, we can still contain it!

[Cypthon]

Guys.
The milk is in the well. We are playing with sperm samples. GET THE MILK FROM WELL!!

[dr_pepper]

I'm lactose intolerant

[Conan]

well its past 8:14 cst and he didnt come back

gj guys
blf at its finest

[blazerblock2]

he might have seen that the house was burning down and left.

[bigcapitalbaka]

eat chikin

[The Murderous Cop]

*A phone rings.*
*It goes to voicemail.*

Hey. Just calling to say, you DO know I said I was coming back at 8 PM CST, correct?
If not, that's when I'm coming back.

I'll be back in about 5 and a half hours.

I seriously hope the place isn't wrecked, or you can kiss your buttocks goodbye.

See ya.

*And it's stopped.*

[gebenuwell]

OH stuff
GUYS GET A CAR SO WE CAN DITCH THIS PLACE
I HAVE 5 QUARTERS AND A DIME

[SWAT One]

Amidst the panic, I scream,

EVERYONE STOP!!!

As soon as a brief silence occurs, I take a breath.

"This is BLOCKLAND.  We can rebuild this.  We have the power," I say as I dump a bag of brick tools, paint cans, hammers, wrenches and printers on what's left of a smoldering coffee table.

[blazerblock2]

How do you expect us to rebuild liquid, SWAT?????

[SWAT One]

How do you expect us to rebuild liquid, SWAT?????

We can at least contain the extra damage we caused.  It's not beyond repair!

[Snoop Da Dogg]

Guys.
The milk is in the well. We are playing with sperm samples. GET THE MILK FROM WELL!!

can you stop jfc

[The Subject]

Ok, let's burn the house down. With no house, no evidence. Then, we get our best builders on blockland to make a perfect 1:1 replica of his house using those new building materials featured in blockland platinum so it isn't made completely out of plastic.