Author Topic: If you could create a computer virus, what would it be  (Read 4829 times)

a virus which makes a quick beep every 30-40 seconds
you can't turn it down in the volume options either


installs a .bat somewhere extremely deep in some random ass files and del sys 32 on my command

freestuff.exe

a program that, when activated, will severely overclock the cpu to the point of destroying both cpu and the motherboard whenever the user presses the enter key.

virus.trojan.backdoor.worm.ma lware.bat.dll.pdf.doc.txt.gif .exe

opens up a brief video about how to avoid viruses on the internet and in general, then proceeds to automatically email/message everyone on your contacts/steam/skype/gmail/whatever list the file, and embeds a copy of itself in a key system file that ensures that a copy exists in your user's documents folder on startup.

virus.trojan.backdoor.worm.malware.bat.dll.pdf.doc.txt.gif.exe

opens up a brief video about how to avoid viruses on the internet and in general, then proceeds to automatically email/message everyone on your contacts/steam/skype/gmail/whatever list the file, and embeds a copy of itself in a key system file that ensures that a copy exists in your user's documents folder on startup.
Friendly virus

As soon as you open a browser, pop-ups activate all over the page covering the close buttons, the search bar, and the minimize function. As soon as you click one of these pop-ups, it downloads a link to your audio player causing it to constantly play this on an endless loop.

As soon as you open a browser, pop-ups activate all over the page covering the close buttons, the search bar, and the minimize function. As soon as you click one of these pop-ups, it downloads a link to your audio player causing it to constantly play this on an endless loop.
PEEL THE BANANA

makeyourchoice.exe

This virus, when installed. Will begin spamming prompts every 15 minutes, asking you to make a series of rediculous decisions. After 24 hours, you get a major prompt on startup. Forcing you to make a decision that changes your life.

The popup will display the following message.

Your computer has been infected with worm.makeyourchoice. You must now decide the fate of your computer, and the future of which you use it.

Choice 1: Delete this virus, but resets your computer to factory specs. And forces you to use internet explorer as your only web browser. Choice 2: Delete this virus, preserve your files, but all computer games installed will be deleted and cannot be re-installed for 1 month following. Choice 3: Delete this virus, preserve ALL files. But your computer will be remotely used for the theft of billions for approximately 6 months.

So tell me...

WHAT WILL YOUR CHOICE BE?
this is from an anime called
My Mental Choices Are Interfering With My School Romantic Comedy

Choice 1: Delete this virus, but resets your computer to factory specs. And forces you to use internet explorer as your only web browser. Choice 2: Delete this virus, preserve your files, but all computer games installed will be deleted and cannot be re-installed for 1 month following. Choice 3: Delete this virus, preserve ALL files. But your computer will be remotely used for the theft of billions for approximately 6 months.
Choice 2.
No permanent damage done.
I'll just not play video games for a month.
Easier said than done.

Choice 2.
No permanent damage done.
I'll just not play video games for a month.
Easier said than done.

choice 2 is more evil in my opinion, lol

buddyland.exe
spams tons of bonzi buddy's per millsecond everywhere until your computer crashes due to too much programs
loads of ADs will popup everywhere since this is what it originally does

sniper_stomp

Buries itself deep in the program files
Begins with randomly closing out pages, tabs, and sometimes logging out or shutting down the PC
Slowly begins downloading malware and adware
Begins to spam popups saying "sniper_stomped"
-MAJOR stuff AFTER THIS-
Cant turn the PC off
Cant access the menu
ctrl alt delete is disabled
task manager disabled
alt f4 disabled
unplugging the PC will prevent you from ever logging back onto your PC again
-stuff THAT HAPPENS IF YOU DONT UNPLUG PC-
Adware swarms the screen
"sniper_stomped" popups spam even more
Corrupts all files
Locks the screen, the user can do nothing now
Overclocks and overheats PC
(the virus is seemingly gone now)
the background screen is replaced with the text "sniper_stomped"
After 3 weeks, the effects above will happen and the memory card, BIOS, graphics card, and display card would fry, BIOS would be deleted
buy a new PC forgeter
« Last Edit: December 03, 2015, 08:33:13 PM by NotBomberguy »

A virus that does not harm the computer, but magicially inserts researchhub into your search history repeatedly

my virus resets your computer and installs alot of educational video games and software that teaches you the safety of the internet