Author Topic: If you could create a computer virus, what would it be  (Read 4821 times)

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My virus would disguise itself as a normal file on the Program Files folder, when the computer is offline or sleeping, the virus would copy itself over & over until it is awoken/turned on.

BEGIN

make it so all over your movements on the computer are narrated by bonzi buddy

A 100% amplified piece of music repeating endlessly

bandersnatch.exe

when activated by clicking on it (display name will be something important like NVIDIA Control Center, or a system file, something critical for the computer to run), it deploys a rootkit into the lowest possible levels of the system that subtly encrypts every file it comes across, but doesnt save the encrypted file over the original yet. after a few days, when a predetermined zero day comes around, the rootkit shuts the user out of the system on every account, including safe mode. it then generates a 4096 bit RSA encryption key and simultaneously saves the encrypted files over the original copy, and then creates a screen informing the user that to unlock the system and decrypt the files using the RSA key, he must hand over a substantial sum of money. once this is done, the virus decrypts the files and deletes itself but leaves the rootkit intact listening on a random port for more attacks to be carried out once given the order by the primary C&C server 
« Last Edit: November 29, 2015, 04:51:20 PM by Becquerel »

SaveX

Once downloaded, it launches and tells you that you have a virus, but you can save the pc by clicking scan
clicking scan forgets up the computer with other virus and it says "Oh no! something must have gone wrong! It's okay! We're on sale! $5 for the full version!" if the 5 dollars is paid, it claims to have fixed any and all errors. When in reality your computer is dead and the creator has all of your personal info.

when you click the link, a blender emerges from the screen, lands on your desk then blends for 5-10 hours. you cannot stop it, leave the page or stop the process until it has finished. 1 in every 10 blenders go on forever, infinite blending power.


When you download the virus it applies the ncage effect but with hulk hogan. All image files are now hulk hogan pictures. Fallout 4 textures are now hulk hogan.
Extra effect, all audio will be from anything regarding Hulk Hogan, all video will be Hulk Hogan videos. The way to get rid of the virus is to start up WWE 2k15 and beat Hulk Hogan using John Cena on legendary difficulty.

I would make a virus where it disguises itself as the most used .EXE file on your desktop.
Once activated, the virus changes every file into your computer to a shortcut, redirecting you to www.youareanidiot.org/, then after a shutdown, the PC virtually inserts a illegal Windows 98 installer, that automatically runs on the next startup. If the computer is detected as a Windows 98, it changes to a system that the system isn't. If the installation is interrupted, the virus will try to use intense graphics to shut off the computer. If the computer is turned on after that, a / will flash on the top left corner of the screen. Then, a message appears that reads; "WINDOWS(R)

COMPUTER COULD NOT FIND C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32"

If the installation isn't interrupted, after the old OS installs, a message appears. It reads; "You screwed up. Have fun paying the $50 dollars to restore your PC!"

the fl studio/ableton/logic/whatever the forget virus

when you go to save your project file it uploads your project file to a database and pulls the second most recent file from the database and replaces it with your local file

Foxkiller, It spams fox pictures all over your pc, then it downloads adware, then causes a Permanent blue screen o' death.

Foxkiller, It spams fox pictures all over your pc, then it downloads adware, then causes a Permanent blue screen o' death.
Nobody is impressed by your fox special interest.

OT: Every single sound file on your computer is replaced by sound clips of "the world's loudest climax"

I'd probably just make a virus that sends Hardblush to everyone in the victim's contact list on Skype and their e-mail.

DLHack.bll

when you inject it, it hacks ur Blockland game and deletes all saves and automatically logs onto your account and spams a bunch of forum Self Deletes

DLHack.bll

when you inject it, it hacks ur Blockland game and deletes all saves and automatically logs onto your account and spams a bunch of forum Self Deletes
betel.dll