Hey look here, I know you might think you're all italian and stuff, but that is not pizza. That's a friggin focaccia with stuff on it. If it doesn't have cheese nor sauce on it, then how could it be pizza!? My dad makes focaccia like that at least once a week for dinner, and he and everyone else who's actually Italian knows that it's not even piZZA
And look at you, what do you mean lack of cheese? First off, your FOCACCIA doesn't even have cheese on it, buddy. Second, that goddamn delicious margherita slice which I have bestowed upon your peasant eyes is LOADED with cheese, fresh mozzarella, i might add, usually made in-house or locally from the amazing NEW YORK pizzerias that you could get it from.
THAT SLICE RIGHT THERE, WITH JUST TOMATO SAUCE, MOZZARELLA, AND BASIL, IS BETTER TASTING THAN ALL OF WHAT YOUVE EVER EATEN COMBINED.
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