ok guys here's a story
I have $2000 to my name
I ripped a $1000 bill in half because lets face it im rich af
I rip another $1000 bill bc forget money
I set $500 worth on fire
I threw $1000 worth into some filthy peasant's face
I cook the last $500 into some spaghetti
Im broke now
I think about my life choices and how I could have spent my money on something worthwhile
I could have given it to charity
I could have bought food, shelter, and a heater
But instead here I am, living under a bridge because I was wasteful with my money
No food
No house
Noone in my family loves me anymore
Noone wants to help me
I'm going to die alone
Wait, someone dropped their smartphone near me
I grab it as quick as I could
The guy asked kindly if he could have it back because he was on a very important phone call because his wife's about to have a baby and hes so busy he hadn't heard what hospital she's at
It has 1% left
I think about this, should I use this to my advantage, or did I learn my various lessons throughout the 6 years I've been under this bridge?
I killed the man and then I asked for money from bill gates with the phone bc he my homie and now I have $1000000
but how???
All calculators say 70. You didn't write the equation right if you think it's 69.
clearly those are all faulty calculators
