Poll

Well?

Non-cigarette
35 (50%)
cigarette-Curious
6 (8.6%)
Half-cigarette
10 (14.3%)
cigarette
3 (4.3%)
Pfft, who needs love?
10 (14.3%)
Other???
6 (8.6%)

Total Members Voted: 70

Author Topic: What is your loveuality? (APACHE DOWN EDITION)  (Read 14532 times)

Kinsey test spat out an "Exclusively Heteroloveual" rating at me. I think that's straighter than my previous score with that.

Of course, if I met a woman who had a drive shaft rather than an inlet valve and wanted to be loveed, I'd accommodate on grounds that nobody found out about it.

I'm attracted exclusively to thin white girls who are slightly shorter than me.

At least historically. I'm non-cigarette

Also, I got rid of the apache attack helicopter thing, it was bugging me.
Why did you get rid of the one correct answer?

I'm attracted exclusively to thin white girls who are slightly shorter than me.

At least historically. I'm non-cigarette
Dude you are me




do you suck
No, I prefer not to touch another's no-no tesseract.

who needs love when you can jack off and leave

No, I prefer not to touch another's no-no tesseract.
would you prefer to touch my tesla coil instead

would you prefer to touch my tesla coil instead
Oh baby, your making my klein bottle fizz ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;)))))))))))))))))



half cigarette
I've never met a half-human/half-cigarette before. How do you exist?
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