You check what gender you are. You are a male. You show him a mirror, and he cries at his huge beard. You then show him a picture of the mirror, confusing him for 1 turn!
Wild weeb can't attack for 1 turn!
You then pull down your pants and start jacking off and blowing your load on the Wild Weebs face for 2 damage!
You then somehow forget him in the balls for 2 damage!
You can't hold in your stuff anymore, so you release a tsunami of stuff on the wild weeb for 5 damage! The entire hallway and the people in it are covered in stuff!
Wild weeb has fainted!
"We...did good char-"
When you did all of this you didn't notice the security officer running towards you. Just as he is about to tackle you, he slips in the stuff face first.
What do you do now?
