story of other john

[gebenuwell]

you are john's long lost cousin, john

you are at the shopping mall
you need to get cocoa puffs for john
what does john do in the shopping mall while he gets cocoa puffs for john

[Ad Bot]

[Snoop Da Dogg]

mingle with the locals

[gebenuwell]

you get next to a local
he is looking at his hand

you mingle

he dies

[Drydess]

Mingle with his body

[gebenuwell]

you take his body where no one can see you and you mingle him

[Jshotgun]

jack off

[Zharthon]

AND THEN SUPLEX THE BODY OF THE DEAD LOCAL THROUGH THREE FLAMING TABLES OFF OF A 10FT TALL LADDER.

RAPADOO

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

AND THEN SUPLEX THE BODY OF THE DEAD LOCAL THROUGH THREE FLAMING TABLES OFF OF A 10FT TALL LADDER.

RAPADOO

I LACE UP MY BOOTS JACK AND THE CHAMP IS HEEREEEEEEEE

[kongo]

assassinate the president of ukraine while he is on his shopping trip

[Drydess]

assassinate literally Riddler while he is on his shopping trip

ftfy