Ok so one of my friends was having his 18th birthday party and it wasn't really that hype. (like seriously there was maybe 10 people at max) And it was like 9:30 and most of the people were either stoned out of their minds or face down on the floor drunk so one of my freinds was like "yo lets go to 7-11 and buy some pizza" and I was like "yeah ok lets go". So me and two friends pile into my car then the third friend, who's a volunteer firefighter is like "wait hold on lemme get my lights out of my truck, we're about to the scare the stuff out of them when we get back". And so we go to 7-11 get two pizza and grub on them. Fast forward about 10 minutes and we're at the driveway. And keep in mind this dude's driveway is like 1/4 mile long and everyone could see the lights from the road so by the time we roll up everyone is inside. I roll my window down and yell "Hey the cops brought some forgetin' pizza". And keep in mind everyone is still stoned and drunk so they just come outside laughing their asses off. And that just proves once again that noone can get mad at me.
