pillows can't be unconscious
technically no mental activity is unconscious although you have to be conscious at one point to be unconscious so nevermind
I like how at the end of that video he says "And on that note, I'm going to go make myself a cup of tea"After watching the video, I basically interpreted that as saying "I'm going to go have a wank"
the real question is why were you not drunk and stoned out of your mind
You made the smart choice of not using any third party substances, good on you.
A third party substance? Is that even a term?