open rp 3: electric tripaloo

[TableSalt]

I ingest a sandwich.

[Ad Bot]

[Peacock]

I ingest tablesalt

[gebenuwell]

I injest roosterpea

[TableSalt]

I burst out with the power of my candy cane.

[gebenuwell]

i ingest tablesalts candy cane

[TableSalt]

Jokes on you it's poisoned and explosive.

[gebenuwell]

too bad because i didn't EAT IT YET AND IT WILL EXPLODE IN YOUR FACE AND KILL YOU

[TableSalt]

But I saw it coming, and I shove it down your throat anyways.

[CRITAWAKETS]

OBJECTION!

That is murder right there!

[gebenuwell]

well BOO HOO BECAUSE I  D O N ' T  H A V E  A  T H R O A T

[TableSalt]

But you failed to notice that it is actually stuck to you now.

[gebenuwell]

well boo hoo hoo boo because I TAPE MYSELF TO YOU AND YOU CANNOT GET OFF ME SO I WILL TAKE YOU W I T H  M E

[TableSalt]

You have been fooled yet again, as I have a pair of scissors and I cut the tape.

[RACCOONNEER1214]

Id take his candy cane and smack him with it. then drive off in my pickup truck. inside the pickup truck is a lot of whimpering noises.

Id be literally scared because someone will beat me up since im whimpering.

[crazy54311]

Id take his candy cane and smack him with it. then drive off in my pickup truck. inside the pickup truck is a lot of whimpering noises.

Id be literally scared because someone will beat me up since im whimpering.

I stop the pickup with a can of beer and rip open the door

GUESS WHO YOU LITTLE SCRAWNY forget