stuff you did as a kid (and maybe dont remember)

[Trogtor]

my mom would tell me that when i was 3 years old, i would go in the fridge and grab a stick of butter. then id run under the dining table and just eat it there. when someone would call me id stick the butter up under the top of the table and it would just stick there. then i'd run to whoever called me. eventually my parents would look under the table to find several sticks of butter just stuck to the roof of it.

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[Steve5451²]

i used to run around naked because we were too poor to afford much clothes for me

[CapTMeaT]

YOU CANT TRICK ME PAULA DEEN


NOT THIS TIME

[Foxscotch]

idk. the only thing I can think of right now is that when I was really young, like two or three or something, I always let our pet snake out. so we had to get rid of it

also that's disgusting trogtor

[Nonnel]

apparently i used to like eating tomatoes??

[Foxscotch]

apparently i used to like eating tomatoes??

that's even worse than the butter thing

[XR-7]

my mom would tell me that when i was 3 years old, i would go in the fridge and grab a stick of butter. then id run under the dining table and just eat it there

You disgusting little freak lol

As for me, I was a destructive child who was scared of a lot of things. Toys never lasted very long. Neither did house fixtures or pets. I remember doing things like driving a curtain rod through the drywall by shooting it down a staircase, smashing my Hot Wheels cars until they broke and their paint chipped off, and assisting in the death of my pet rabbit by allowing my brother and our "friends" (really just some kids that my mom helped babysit) to throw/hang him off the top of a bunk bed.

[Epicduke]

that's even worse than the butter thing

i eat plain tomatoes sometimes

[Foxscotch]

As for me, I was a destructive child who was scared of a lot of things. Toys never lasted very long. Neither did house fixtures or pets.

I'm pretty sure the "pets" thing doesn't mean what it looks like but boy does it look that way

[Clownfish]

ate my own stuff
ate dog food
ate carpeting
ate dog hair
ate a fish
drank fish water
drank toilet water
drank piss
rammed a fork in an outlet (how am I alive)
electrocuted myself 30 separate other times
jumped out of my crib and busted my skull
did the above again
did the above again
slit my knuckle open with a shard of glass
got knocked out by my sister with a duplo block sword
fell asleep upside down falling off my bed

[XR-7]

I'm pretty sure the "pets" thing doesn't mean what it looks like but boy does it look that way

I did some pretty horrendous things to animals (no, not that) such as decapitating a baby bird, stabbing a dead opossum in the road, and smashing eggs from bird nests to end that generation of birds.

electrocuted myself 30 separate other times

Electrocution signifies that someone was killed by some sort of high electric shock. I don't know why nobody ever understands this.

[bestguy22]

well, i'd like to tell you this one thing, but i dont remember

[Nonnel]

Electrocution signifies that someone was killed by some sort of high electric shock. I don't know why nobody ever understands this.

[IkeTheGeneric]

when I was a babby I was really good with lua and C++ and i was a prodigy but I stopped using it and I forgot it

I don't remember now

[Freek]

ate my own stuff
ate dog food
ate carpeting
ate dog hair
ate a fish
drank fish water
drank toilet water
drank piss
rammed a fork in an outlet (how am I alive)
electrocuted myself 30 separate other times
jumped out of my crib and busted my skull
did the above again
did the above again
slit my knuckle open with a shard of glass
got knocked out by my sister with a duplo block sword
fell asleep upside down falling off my bed

you're one bad decision after another