Author Topic: Long car trip tomorrow; what do then? (Read 1307 times)

SBG · December 18, 2015, 12:14:07 PM

Got to go to my grandparents' house for christmas n stuff. The car ride is at least a few hours. What should in the car to keep me from keep saying "are we there yet?"

If I jacked off, the cumshot may hit the driver window and we crash :(

If I leave, it would tumble me around and around and another car would probably squash me :(((

Any other ideas?

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Echoes · December 18, 2015, 12:15:15 PM

jump out of the car when it gets on the highway

Epicduke · December 18, 2015, 12:15:38 PM

Sleep

Ravencroft� · December 18, 2015, 12:16:23 PM

Dude it's only a few hours.

Clownfish · December 18, 2015, 12:17:28 PM

jack off and then leave
use your semen blast to propel yourself off the street and you'll be fine

sir dooble · December 18, 2015, 12:17:35 PM

If you have a 3DS or even a smartphone, you should be able to get the Ace Attorney collection of games fairly cheap.
They're simple to play, entertaining and each episode (there are around 5 in each game) can last you maybe 2-3 hours, depending on how quickly you read.

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph · December 18, 2015, 12:19:15 PM

Quote from: sir dooble on December 18, 2015, 12:17:35 PM

If you have a 3DS or even a smartphone, you should be able to get the Ace Attorney collection of games fairly cheap.
They're simple to play, entertaining and each episode (there are around 5 in each game) can last you maybe 2-3 hours, depending on how quickly you read.

i agree with this
i played through the ace attorney trilogy while i was in florida for a week it was loving GREAT

Jshotgun · December 18, 2015, 12:22:20 PM

jack off

John Freeman · December 18, 2015, 12:36:41 PM

Quote from: sir dooble on December 18, 2015, 12:17:35 PM

If you have a 3DS or even a smartphone, you should be able to get the Ace Attorney collection of games fairly cheap.
They're simple to play, entertaining and each episode (there are around 5 in each game) can last you maybe 2-3 hours, depending on how quickly you read.

This, I loving love the Ace Attorney games

ZXukas · December 18, 2015, 12:50:21 PM

undertale

Drydess · December 18, 2015, 12:53:00 PM

jack off, then jump out of the car while it's crashing

kongo · December 18, 2015, 12:54:06 PM

i'm a master at long car rides (during summer i go on 3 hour car rides to our up north cabin regularly) and here's my pro guide
-play videogames
-listen to music
-fall asleep
-fall asleep listening to music

Space1255 · December 18, 2015, 12:56:43 PM

Jack off then

Quote from: Echoes on December 18, 2015, 12:15:15 PM

jump out of the car when it gets on the highway

plad101 · December 18, 2015, 12:57:18 PM

Put on a nice album and fall asleep, I do it all the time

Headcrab Zombie · December 18, 2015, 01:58:49 PM

I've survived six hour rides with nothing but a 3ds