okay here's what you do
firstly, invite to a party
then buy a free drink for this land whale
drop a date rape pill inside the drink and stir, make sure she isn't watching. if she's a super land whale include 4 pills.
watch as she passes out
put her in a trash bag, double layered
if anyone asks, explain that she's so loving wasted, if they catch on just explain that it's a prank bro.
stuff into car
drive home listening to slayer
stick it into pooper
go to mexico