[HELP] jairo's avatar sheet funtime thread: ARCADE! 1 SPOT LEFT!

[Jairo]

my genocide crusade begins here

you are not secretary of genocide plad101

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[Tudoreleu]

i have just been informed through a letter left by the creator of Eversion on his unfortunately early deathbed that the level that represents our country is not 1, but 4.



isn't it beautiful.

[Maxwell.]

*assassinates another president*

[Jairo]

PRESIDENT BRICKITECT IS DEAD

[TeeOS]

ALERT TO ALL CITIZENS

this is not a government mandated drill
Maxwell, the elected presidential assassin, is going on a rampage attacking people who are not the president
this is affecting the areas of Off-Topic, Games, and General Discussion, but could be closing in
if you are a citizen in or near those areas, please grab any weapons and, whatever you do, do NOT take your government mandated hourly "safety pills" at the next hourly reminder

[Tudoreleu]

sir tee-os, i mean not exceed my reach, but if i may, i recommend hunting down and exterminating this "Maxwell 'Meme' McKiller" at once. he is a danger to national security. even more dangerous than research, drugs and muslims.

[blockguy™]

I will close trade relations with the country that Maxwell Memer is from.

[Glass Joe]

guys, i have an excellent idea

i will release walt disney from my hidden cryogenic vault in my money stash, and elect him as the president

[Doughboy]

i think you guys should call in the president of my glorious country, the great US of A to deal with this situation
meanwhile, im going to KFC

[Electrk.]

*commits war crimes against maxwell*

[TeeOS]

contact your local secret police for instructions on how to murder Maxwell, "elected" presidential assassin

daily reminder that noncompliance with secret police results in being sent to the caged "circus" camps outside of town

[Tudoreleu]

journalists from The Country Maxwell Is From-stotzkia tell that the grass there is a sickening vomit-green. probably even radioactive. the sky is also the wrong color, and there's a nasty smell everywhere.


don't go to The Country Maxwell Is From-stotzkia. glorious BLOCKLANDIA is a much better choice.

[TeeOS]

public service announcement

the dead president, prime minister, and supreme leader have done nothing to stop maxwell, rampaging non-government issued president assassin
noncompliance with secret police or the senate means you ARE maxwell, and the government urges "self-detaining" before you are caught
do not take your hourly pills

[Redconer]

*obnoxious broadcasts about Maxwell*

[Tudoreleu]

in relation to the massive gas leak around the central area of blocklandia: do not be alarmed. we have been informed by the top government mandated scientists that the gas is of natural origin, and is 100% healthy.

if you are exposed to the gas and start showing any of the following symptoms: coughing, fever, nausea, dizziness - relax. these symptoms are caused by a completely unrelated fungus, and should go away within a few days. they will in no way lead to death.

[hushed whispering]
if the affected die, it is because they are dirty terrorists from The Country Maxwell Is From-istan. they deserved what they got, and our glorious god-leader-president has smitten them for it. this is completely unrelated to the gas.