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[mattsos]

i am back
time to reread the past 5 pages

OH stuff!!!!!!!!!

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[TeeOS]

yes, maps are punishible by death
the secret police currently have you surrounded

as for the rest of you rebel scumfriends
you're forgetting that i have laser cannons and other government secrets
all aimed outside the country at you
as if that wasnt bad enough for you ive prepared ahead for a situation like this
landmines are set up all around the city

[TeeOS]

also just a reminder that the last time i was assassinated nuclear war broke out and we all died

[mattsos]

yes, maps are punishible by death
the secret police currently have you surrounded

as for the rest of you rebel scumfriends
you're forgetting that i have laser cannons and other government secrets
all aimed outside the country at you
as if that wasnt bad enough for you ive prepared ahead for a situation like this
landmines are set up all around the city

we clearly cannot beat this ourselves

we need to summon the
the fourth reich

send a message for supreme leader honno and tell him the new reich is coming!!

[Mrmii21]

landmines are set up all around the city

[TeeOS]

send a message for supreme leader honno and tell him the new reich is coming!!

im sorry to say your supreme leader has no power here

also i am recruiting the fallen squartleturtle to replace one of my dead mayors
this dead mayor shall make our town a better place

[Mrmii21]

also i am recruiting the fallen squartleturtle to replace one of my dead mayors
this dead mayor shall make our town a better place

[mattsos]

im sorry to say your supreme leader has no power here

also i am recruiting the fallen squartleturtle to replace one of my dead mayors
this dead mayor shall make our town a better place

it seems the end is inevitable for our reich
i will gather my workers union to discuss a peace



the treaty of teeosphalia

what are your conditions, mr teeos.

[Clownfish]

since they didn't bury the landmines I'll just walk past
beginning assassination mission

and by that I mean I'm raiding their kitchen

[Mrmii21]

That'll be my last post for tonight, I need to get off.
See you all tomorrow.

[TeeOS]

my conditions are as follows:
-unlimited amounts of silly hats
-every 1st saturday of the month is bad pun saturday, in which it is government required to tell 5 bad puns
-no more rebel forces
-three more wishes
-a genie
-three more genies
-a ballpit
-a paintball arena with weapons included
-a tub of legos
-and a lifetimes supply of pasta

[TeeOS]

since they didn't bury the landmines I'll just walk past
beginning assassination mission
and by that I mean I'm raiding their kitchen

time to fire the weapons

[mattsos]

my conditions are as follows:
-unlimited amounts of silly hats
-every 1st saturday of the month is bad pun saturday, in which it is government required to tell 5 bad puns
-no more rebel forces
-three more wishes
-a genie
-three more genies
-a ballpit
-a paintball arena with weapons included
-a tub of legos
-and a lifetimes supply of pasta

we would like to instate our own conditions along with these

-more memes
-many more memes
-muslims are allowed immigration
-bathtubs
-cars have more rights to their freedoms
-and airhorns

is this a acceptable offer

[TeeOS]

i have struck up a counteroffer

-a ballpit
-a genie
-three genies
-bad pun day
-immigration for all persons
-a decent amount of ok memes
-car civil rights
-bathtubs
-bathtubs filled with pasta
-bikehorns rather than airhorns
-a decent amount of silly hats

[mattsos]

yes, we can agree on this

let this be known as the treaty of teeosphalia

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ok getting off for the night see ya