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Author Topic: [HELP] jairo's avatar sheet funtime thread: ARCADE! 1 SPOT LEFT!  (Read 159854 times)

nice fake forgetin' photo nerd
we all know you're at the museum being a nerd you nerd

actually that's me in the future after successfully capturing your city

print('In an effort to stop the Ottomom siege of New TeeOs City, we have transmitted a signal to our suborbital space station, the BSS.')

print('Unfortunately, an asteroid strike created a massive hole in our station and sucked out the crew, leaving me, the station's artificial intelligence, as its last surviving member.')

print('Additionally, I'm detecting an Ottomom attack coming for the station. We must act quickly.')



Loli salesman reporting in

ottoman space unit janissary captain



Commander.

"Commander! We have information that ze ottomoms are attacking with nuclear mizziles." (Red Alert 1 Style Bad Russian Accent)


« Last Edit: December 21, 2015, 06:30:28 PM by Drydess »

uh oh THE RUSSIAN SPACE FIGHTERS HAVE PENETRATED MY AIRSPACE



wtf no space hobo
im going to loving nuke you for this