Author Topic: BLF writes a cringy Blockland fanfiction (Read 5679 times)

Eon · December 21, 2015, 05:47:50 PM

and everybody died

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dcseal · December 21, 2015, 05:55:12 PM

after everyone died Again..., a clone of Badsopt from the future arrived in a flying jeep that time travels like a tardis from Docter Who. "By the poewr of Badspot!" he said and everyone caem back to life. "What happened?" said Rotondo, confuzed. "We came back to life thanks to Badspot," said Badspot.

The Murderous Cop · December 21, 2015, 06:05:21 PM

and some guy called The Murderous Cop walked in and loving said "and you're on my land. now get the forget out before I force you to leave."

CRITAWAKETS · December 21, 2015, 06:21:51 PM

I teleport and stare at the murderous cop. I shouted "ENOUGH! I WILL DESTORY YOU TO AVENGE MY FAMILY!" I am the son of undyne and shadow. But they were killed!

I now am with depression. I want to kill myself all the time. I get my legendary katana and slash the murderous cop to destroy him.

MoltenKitten · December 21, 2015, 06:25:21 PM

Then badspot wips out his massive rooster with "banhammer" tattooed on it. He says " I am going to forget and kill all of you!"

Eon · December 21, 2015, 06:27:52 PM

YOU HAVE DESTROY WAND! YOU HAVE DESTROY WAND!" shout police,"WE SHALL SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!" And so Professor McGongle made into the rom. "Ah," say McGongle, "You are the one to destroying wands?" And so McGongle turned Harry into a wand. "Oh no!" say a Harry Wand, "I am wand now?" "Yes," say McGongle, "You are wand."

And McGongle snapped wand.

Maxx° · December 21, 2015, 06:45:18 PM

McGongle then formed a carrot wand and stuck it up every policemans ass and he ripped off their asscheeks.

Blue Screen · December 21, 2015, 06:54:26 PM

and then JOHN CENA decided to RKO EVERYONE OUTTA NOWHERE

Cypthon · December 21, 2015, 07:06:37 PM

Lord Evil Evil bad guy and JOHN CENA/ HULKHOGANSWWE come in with lightsabers and scare people, Evil Evil bad guy stabs Blue Screen in the ass.

Lego lad · December 21, 2015, 10:37:23 PM

but then sonic jumpd ouit of the floor adn was fast plus has dusper speed!!! *outruns stuff and inflates* :3 xD

dcseal · December 21, 2015, 11:06:18 PM

Bricknave · December 22, 2015, 11:32:56 AM

Quote from: Lego lad on December 21, 2015, 10:37:23 PM

but then sonic jumpd ouit of the floor adn was fast plus has dusper speed!!! *outruns stuff and inflates* :3 xD

"omg sonic I luv you", said foxy, peeking through a window.
"omg foxy I luv you to", said sonic.
foxy an sonic inflated together
Then Ephial8es crashed through another window.
"Get away from my boyfriend, he is pregnant with my child," he said welding a destruct wand.

dcseal · December 22, 2015, 01:58:30 PM

RKO OUT OF NO WERE! As sanic comes in to the room

CRITAWAKETS · December 22, 2015, 04:05:58 PM

Kill ephi s'boyfriend.

Bricknave · December 22, 2015, 07:20:41 PM

And then JOHN CENA and sanic kild Ephilattes boyfrind.
"NOOOO!" said Ephilates.
"I'll b your new boyfrend," said Crust Pie, a blocklander from anti-blockland.
"Yay!!1 x3" said Ephilatte.