BLF writes a cringy Blockland fanfiction

[rggbnnnnn]

Up to 2 sentences per post. Double posts can be ignored.

Ok, I'll begin.

oc do not steal!!!

Once there was a blockhead, and he was rlly sad.

[Ad Bot]

[gebenuwell]

badspot came over and asked the stupid ass blockhead

[TableSalt]

"Why are you sad?"

[FizzyFuz]

"Because i'm 12 and a virgin noob!"

[Space1255]

"Then let's have love! " he said as he slammed his DNA rifle into the noob

[Freedom Bringer]

And then popped out Akio, the most stupid thing since akio.

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

Accompanied by HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION to stop the queer love!

[gebenuwell]

badspot grabs a nearby double barrel shotgun and blasts hulk hogan in the richard area

[Cypthon]

Evil Evil bad guy himself who is Cypthon takes the baby and slaughters everybody but the non virgins

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

But HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION ressurects as SUPER CENA AND BURIES EVERYONE

[Cypthon]

alright hulk, lets hide the baby

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

"I am no longer Hulk, I am JOHN CENAAAA" I proceed to hit the baby with a shovel

[Cypthon]

YES SLAUGHTER IT

[Duck Quackington]

And I'm just over there, looking at the soup store

[TableSalt]

And then TableSalt gets sick off of purple drank and dies.